《死亡搁浅》宣传片刚公布，大家只因为小岛，所以才没喷

作者：NGA-银子弹头

这里我翻译一些老外对刚公布的死亡搁浅宣传片的评价

"Kojima cultist here...DS does not look great...

So I'm sure that it will be great, seeing as how the cool/creepy stuff from earlier trailers hasn't been shown yet, but...

Everything looks super boring, and the implementation of real people is an immediate turn off.

I'm not here to crap on Kojima, because it still looks more interesting than most stuff we get nowadays, and I'm sure it's going to be great in the long run, but...

I have to be honest. It looks pretty dumb now...

Kojima always surprises us by being vague, and playing on expectations, but I don't recall ever being this underwhelmed by any MGS prerelease marketing."

“我是小岛脑残粉... 死亡搁浅看上去有点不太妙...

我相信游戏会是很棒的，因为之前的宣传片里那些酷炫/瘆人的内容还没深入展现出来，但是...

所有的一切看上去都是如此无聊，把真人做进游戏让人立马产生隔阂感。

我不是来喷小岛的，因为死亡搁浅看上去依然比我们现在玩到的大部分游戏要有趣，我也相信从长远来看游戏会是很棒的，但是...

老实说说，这游戏现在看上去太蠢了...

小岛一直喜欢通过掩饰来让我们获得惊喜，并且能让人对游戏保有期望，但是自MGS以来我从没有像现在这样被售前宣传搞得如此乏味”

“It's s***e. There I said it. If this wasn't written Kojima all over it, most people would not bat an eyelid over it.”

“死亡搁浅就是坨屎。我把话放在这儿了。要不是游戏上写满了“小岛”两个字，大多数人连眼睛都懒得对它眨一下。”

“yeah it kinda looks bad, but we will never know until we play it.”

“是啊游戏看上去挺差的，但正式玩到之前都不好说。”

“Looks like fetch quest, the game.

Like has already been said, if this weren't Kojima, we wouldn't be giving this game any attention.”

“游戏本身看上去就像是(网游里)玩家收集物品然后交给NPC的任务。

就跟楼上说的一样，要不是小岛，我们都不会去关注这个游戏”

“The game seems very half-baked”

“游戏看上去非常像个半成品。”

“You can use your 3rd leg as a weapon

GOTY”

“你可以把第三条腿来当武器用

满分神作”

“This game looks incredible

From cutscenes to the UI and everything else

But we desperately need to see more gameplay, all I've seen is walk walk walk and it's not looking good”

“游戏看上去棒极了。

从过场到UI到所有的一切

但我们极需看到实机玩法，我目前看到的就是不停地走走走走走，感觉不是什么好兆头”

“Looks like boring pretentious crap to be honest.

Gears 5 destroys this baby simulator nonsense.”

“说实话，看上去就像是一坨无聊而又自以为很牛逼的垃圾。

战争机器5能秒杀这个婴儿模拟器”

“GOTY incoming

You can use your 3rd leg as a weapon”

“年度游戏神作要来了

你可以用第三条腿当作武器”

“Needs to be a game before it can be GotY.”

“在成为年度游戏神作之前得先成为一个‘游戏’”

“but its completely dead map.”

“但是地图(环境)看上去完全就是死气沉沉的”

“Good job man, good job”

“好样的啊，真有你的”

“This is coming from a Playstation fan... but the game looks like hot garbage. In terms of gameplay anyway.

Imo, of course...”

“我虽然是个PS玩家... 但是游戏看上去就像是个垃圾。我指的是游戏玩法方面。

当然了，只是我自己的看法...”

“All I saw was a baby delivery simulator.”

“我就看到一个婴儿送货上门模拟器”

“Honestly that looked really bad, but I haven't been interested in this game from the get-go so no skin off my back.”

“说实话看上去真的很烂，但我从一开始就对这游戏没提起兴趣，所以也掉不了一层皮”

“Quote: but its completely dead map.

MGSV: Part 3”

“引用：但是地图(环境)看上去完全就是死气沉沉的

合金装备5：第三章”

“Lmao, this looks like hot garbage. Looks like some C-list hollywood movie.”

“笑死我了，看上去就跟垃圾一样。C级好莱坞电影既视感。”

“It looks like.... how should I put this?... a nonsensical clusterf*** of weird ideas.. and I can't say that is a good thing.”

“这看上去... 我该怎么形容比较好？...乱成一大团的各种奇思妙想... 我是指贬义的。”

“why is he the only one ass kissing this game?

I think he does this on purpose to get a rise out of trolls.

well I'm no troll I have no say in this game do have one thought tho..

I hate the walking jackasses and I hate norman.”

“为什么只有他(Jeff，TGA主持人)在不停地舔这个游戏？

我感觉他是故意去吸引一大堆钓鱼的(来喷这个游戏)。

反正我没上钩，我对这个游戏也没什么好说的，但我的确是有那么一种想法...

我讨厌(游戏里)那个走路的傻逼，我讨厌诺曼。”

“Why even release that trailer, are they intentionally trying to make the game look super boring? They have to be saving the real gameplay for a big reveal down the line.”

“发布这个宣传片的意义何在？他们是想故意让这个游戏看上去特别无聊吗？(这样一来)他们就得在下一次重大的发布会上展示真正的实机玩法了。”

“velvet shill surpises noone yet again”

“又一次，没有让任何人感到惊喜的花花枕头”

“i knew it, you deliver s*** to empty tents and "talk" to a f***ing hologram, ugh.”

“我就知道，你干的就是送坨屎到空营地里，然后跟一个傻逼一样的全息影像去“对话”，呕”

“The gameplay has been non existent, the story looks terrible, the environments are terrible, the character designs are terrible.

Not one thing shown thus far looks good. The more that is shown the worse it looks. I don't know why people are looking forward to this just because of Kojima. This looks terrible in every single aspect except production values. If someone never played MGS they would not care for this game, at all.”

“游戏性就跟不存在一样，故事看上去糟透了，地图环境烂极了，人物设计也烂。

目前展示出来的东西没有一个是好的。展示的越多越显得游戏烂。我不知道为什么人们会仅仅因为小岛就去期待这么一个游戏。这个游戏除了制作价值外，从任何角度看都烂极了。没玩过MGS的人根本就不会去care这种游戏。”

“I was deeply confused when the crowd started cheering at the sight of Norman peeing on the ground. Why was that cheer worthy?”

“我好困惑啊，观众看到诺曼撒尿的那一刻都开始鼓掌了。这有什么好拍手的？”

“Even botw looks way better and thats on a Wii U.

Also your dude has no wang and the fetus also has no wee-wee.

And will Hideo ever learn animation?”

“荒野之息看上去都比这游戏好，更别提它是Wii U上的游戏了。

控制的那个男的跟婴儿都没有鸡鸡。

还有小岛什么时候才能学会动画？”

“Quote: I was deeply confused when the crowd started cheering at the sight of Norman peeing on the ground. Why was that cheer worthy?

It's germany. They love their piss and scat porno”

“引用：我好困惑啊，观众看到诺曼撒尿的那一刻都开始鼓掌了。这有什么好拍手的？

这就是德国。他们喜欢看那种撒尿的黄片”

“im gonna be taking SO many dumps, dude.”

“妙啊，我打算在游戏里拉一堆屎。”

“6 minute trailer and we saw:

Norman Reedus sleeping

Norman Reedus peeing

Norman climbing a ladder

Norman dropping off a package

Norman talking to Geoff Keighley

Norman falling down rocks

Norman comforting a baby

The only thing that gave me hope was that "weapons restriction lifted" line....

And yet, the animations, the movement, the controls, the map UI, all of it reminds me of MGS V. And for that reason, I'm still super hyped. We all know Kojima loves trolling, and I'm sure once the full game comes out, we'll see all the guns and action and stealth pop up.”

“在6分钟的宣传片里，我们看到了：

诺曼·瑞杜斯睡觉

诺曼·瑞杜斯撒尿

诺曼·瑞杜斯爬梯子

诺曼·瑞杜斯送上快递

诺曼·瑞杜斯跟TGA主持人聊天

诺曼·瑞杜斯山体滑坡

诺曼·瑞杜斯安抚婴儿

唯一给了我希望的是那行“解除武器限制”的文字...

然而，从动画到动作到控制到地图UI，一切都让给我想到了合金装备5。就因为这个原因，我依然对游戏保持极高期待。我们都知道小岛喜欢钓鱼，我相信一旦游戏完整版发售，我们会看到各种突突突的动作戏跟潜行的。”